Hand-written · by email

A reading, written for you.

Ask one question. I lay a spread for it on my own table, read it card by card the way the card pages are written, and send you 600–900 words as a PDF within 48 hours.

Price: $15, one reading, paid after I confirm your slot
Turnaround: 48 hours from payment
Length: 600–900 words, as a PDF
Slots: 5 readings a week

What you get

Your question, taken seriously and read as asked. One question per reading; a second one is a second reading.
A spread laid for it on the table, with a photograph of the cards as they fell, reversals and all.
600–900 words written by hand for your cards and your question: what each card says in its position, how they speak to each other, and what the spread as a whole suggests. No template, no generated filler.
A PDF in your inbox within 48 hours of payment, to keep.

How it works

1
Tell me your question
In the form below, with the spread you would like (or leave that to me) and, if you want it in the reading, your birth date.
2
I confirm your slot
You hear back by email within a day. If I cannot take your question, I say so and nothing is charged.
3
You pay, I read
The reading lands in your inbox as a PDF within 48 hours of your payment.

You pay after I confirm your slot: the confirmation mail carries the link. what happens after you order.

Ask your question

The honest limits

A reading is for reflection and entertainment. It offers an interpretation you are free to take or leave; it does not predict events and it promises no outcome.
It is not medical, legal, financial or psychological advice, and it is no substitute for any of them. If something in your life needs a professional, please see one.
Refunds: if I cannot take your question, you are told before you pay, or refunded in full if you already have. Once the reading has been sent there is no refund: it was written for you and nobody else.
Adults only. I do not read for anyone under 18, and I do not read about third parties who have not asked.

Instant download

The printable spread pack

All twelve of the table's spreads as a print-ready PDF: one page per spread, the layout drawn to scale with every position numbered and labelled, and a line on what each position asks. Made from the same sheet the table prints. $5, yours the moment you pay.

12 spreads, from one card to the Celtic Cross and the year wheel
A4 pages that print on Letter with “fit to page”, on any printer
Position labels on the layout, a legend under it, and a line on what each position asks
Personal use, forever

Available as soon as the checkout opens, $5.

Questions people ask before they order

Which spread should I pick?

If in doubt, leave it to me. A yes-or-no question wants one card; a “where is this going” question wants three; a situation with several people in it wants the relationship spread or the Celtic Cross. The spread pages describe each one, and the form lets you choose or leave it open.

Can I ask about someone else?

You can ask about your side of a situation with someone, which is where the useful reading is anyway. I do not read about a third person's private life or feelings on your behalf.

Do you read reversed cards?

Yes, as the card's energy blocked, turned inward or arriving late, the way the card pages and the guide on reversed cards describe it. If a card lands reversed, that is how it is read.

What if you cannot take my question?

Then you hear so by email before anything is charged, and if you have already paid you are refunded in full. Questions about health, legal cases, money decisions or people who have not asked are the ones I decline.